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OUCH, MY SEASON IS SPRAINED! [Apr. 20th, 2005|02:50 pm]
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[music |I AM MIKE JONES BABY]

HAHAHAHAHA, KOBE LOVERS, TIGHTEN UP YOUR NUT-RIDING SADDLES FOR THIS .... http://cache.gettyimages.com/comp/92022668.jpg?x=x&dasite=BGINS_SI&ef=2&ev=1&dareq=C6728A820E60EE71085C421AC6D952C4
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RJJ .vs HOGAN [Apr. 12th, 2005|02:18 pm]
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JONES JR HITS BACK AT HOGAN

contactmusic.com/

LATEST: Boxer ROY JONES JR has hit back at HULK HOGAN after the wrestling legend wrote to him demanding he give up cockfighting.

Animal rights activists THE HUMANE SOCIETY asked Hogan - real name TERRY BOLLEA - to write Jones the letter, in he which urged the boxer to stop supporting the cruel sport.

But Jones Jr - who attracted the attention of The Humane Society after purchasing a cock-fighting pit - has ignored animal-loving Hogan's plea.

He tells website PAGESIX.COM, "Hulk Hogan should walk in a man's shoes before he judges him. As a kid, I learned how to condition my chickens and will never change what I do or believe.

"Examine your own house before you examine mine."
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ROY SHOULD HAVE KNOCKED HIM THE FUCK OUT! PUNK@ [Apr. 12th, 2005|02:01 pm]
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[mood |Haha]

Rapper FAT JOE was forced to apologise to former boxing champ ROY JONES JR after the fighter took offence to the heavyweight chart star poking fun at his defeats in JA RULE's anthem NEW YORK.

Joe and Jones Jr faced off recently at a party, when the boxer demanded answers from the rapper - real name JOE CARTAGENA - after the hip-hop star referred to Jones' knock-out losses to ANTONIO TARVER and GLENCOFFE JOHNSON with the line "even Roy Jones was forced to lean back".

Fat Joe says, "I told him, 'I know you can swing on me. You're the champion of the world in boxing. But you're going to leave this club.

"I realised how much I love Roy Jones at that point. I realised like, 'Wow, you really disrespected this man and hurt his pride, and he's a real n**ga for approaching you.'

"Rappers, we use lines and think it makes a hot song, but you have to really account for the s**t you be saying sometimes. You get approached.

"The next day we spoke on the phone. I was like, 'Yo, B, I got mad respect, mad love for you.' I'm a man about this s**t. I know when I'm right, I know when I'm wrong. That was wrong to be disrespecting him like that."

Source- ContactMusic.com.
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YOOGEEOH BABY [Apr. 11th, 2005|12:58 pm]
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[mood |infuriatedinfuriated]
[music |HILLARY DUFF]

The judge at the comic store where I play yugioh is so incompetant. He is only a level 1 judge and he thinks he knows everything about yugioh. But he doesn't even know how to use the cards in his own deck. He thinks Dark Snake Syndrome gets its effect at both players stanby phases and the damage it deals doubles each time. He also uses it with dark room of nightmare.

But the thing that gets me the most is when he called me an idiot and said my judge rights should be revoked when I said that a face-down Black Pendant deals 500 damage when it is sent to the graveyard. He said that since it isn't face up and equiped, it gets no effect. And he was too dumb and lazy to look it up on the website.

"BLACK PENDANT If this card is destroyed while face-down, it still does damage to your opponent."

He threatend to DQ me just because I disagreed with him.

I hate playing YuGiOh at places where these incompetent judges run the tournaments. It makes me fucking mad as fuck mang.
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WOYAH shit [Apr. 7th, 2005|06:40 pm]
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[mood |amusedamused]

From the Desk of Warrior

April 6, 2005

Santa Fe, NM – This release is in response to allegations made in an
email from UConn student Russell Passig, as well as remarks made in
two press releases by the UConn College Republicans regarding
Warrior’s appearance at
UConn on April 5, 2005.

First, Mr. Passig’s claim that Warrior’s address was tantamount to
“university-funded hate speech” is absolutely ridiculous. While it is
certainly true that Warrior’s positions are often controversial, the
reality is that what people like Passig whiningly denounce as “racist
and homophobic” is merely what reasonable adults would classify as
nothing more than being politically incorrect. While Mr. Passig, Mr.
Traugh, Mr. Moghtaderi, and any others who objected to the substance
of what Warrior had to say would certainly have been within their
rights to challenge Warrior during the Q&A period, the truth is that
they lacked the class and common sense to do so. After repeatedly
interrupting Warrior's speech, these individuals chose to further
instigate Warrior with baseless ad hominem attacks - thus eliciting
highly-charged responses from Warrior. To top it all off, this World
Class Crew of Crybabies is now attempting to have the UConn
administration punish the CRs for words that Warrior spoke. Yet
another timeless liberal/left-wing/anti-America­n tradition - when in
doubt, blame the Republicans.

All of the above notwithstanding, it is somewhat sad to see how
utterly spineless the UConn College Republicans have turned out to be.
Not a single UConn CR voiced any objection to Warrior after the event.
The detailed emails between Warrior and the UConn CRs reveal that the
CRs repeatedly encouraged Warrior to single out the Tent City Trash
for some re-education. Yet, it now seems that the CRs have
collectively decided to bow down and beg forgiveness from various
extremist, anti-American, left-wing groups who infest the UConn
campus. Perhaps the UConn CRs should refrain from engaging
in political activism until such time as they develop enough backbone
to be able to withstand not being liked by their opponents.

It bears mentioning that Warrior demonstrated considerable restraint
given the disrespectful and petulant behavior of a small minority of
the students. These individuals unwittingly illustrated one of the
most pernicious truths of modern liberalism: that while self-described
liberals claim, ad nauseum, that they support freedom of speech, the
truth is that they only support free speech as long as the content of
that speech is acceptable to them. The moment that a single word is
spoken that questions, challenges, or otherwise conflicts with their
myopic, misguided views of the world, their enthusiasm for the First
Amendment totally disappears.

In closing, Warrior emphatically rejects and dismisses any attempt to
portray his appearance at UConn as anything other than it was – a
straightforward, honest discussion of Warrior’s philosophical beliefs.
That his words have been mischaracterized and that the speech was
occasionally interrupted by a relative handful of students (who, for
some reason, all seemed to smell like patchouli oil and burnt flag)
does not detract from the fact that the overwhelming majority of those
in attendance had a wonderful time and agreed with most of Warrior’s
points – a fact that is corroborated by dozens upon dozens of emails
that Warrior has thus far received from attendants. Warrior thanks all
of his true fans and all of the true Conservatives who took time out
from their studies to welcome him back to Connecticut, and hopes to
see them all again very soon.

Always Believe,
Warrior
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(no subject) [Apr. 4th, 2005|06:58 pm]
shaqhova


MIAMI HEAT ARE THE REAL LORD OF THE RINGS!

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(no subject) [Apr. 4th, 2005|06:44 pm]
shaqhova
[mood |accomplished]
[music |JAY`HOVA]

ok well recently ive been exposed to a world of anime, a world i really despise. now im not saying ive been wathcing anime, oh no. but ive been seeing a lot of those weird anime people.. the ones who watch those weird romantic animes about nothing and have really stupid names like LOVE LOVE PRINCESS and YAKUSHI IN TOKYO LOVE POWER, and well, i think these people should die. i mean, how gay can you get? i swear that disney show THE PROUD FAMILY looks more enticing and intelligent than this garbage, and yet these have HUGE follwings. Now, ok not that i havent fantasized about having sex with *someone* in a chun li outfit, but ok man i love street fighter, and fuck damn it if i have a slight crush on ryu, but i mean come on these anime people really really suck balls. Case and point i was at a Barnes and Noble cuz it happened to be next to Best buy where i go window shop like a faggot, and i was like HEY COOL GRAPHIC NOVELS MAYBE ILL FIND THE STREET FIGHTER AND DARKSTALKERS MEGA SUPER COLLECTION HA!! and as i was browsing thru these hideous books about LOVE LOVE MEGA SUPER STAR CHINESE HAPPY PARTY WITH GIRL i noticed a grown overweight caucasian man running towards me. now obviously at first glance of this my mind thought "ok this guy is gonna try to put his dong inside me" and so i proceded to clench my ass cheaks together as hard as i could, also in an attempt to hold in the log of feces my body was trying to get rid of but i am to scared to use public toilets so i wait an hour to get home. ok so then the guy runs towards me and im like OH FUCK so i move out of the way and the man throws himself to the floor and picks up a copy of LOVE LOVE MEGA SUPER TEA PARTY, flips thru it, picks up the 19 other chapters and runs to the counter drooling and giggling like a retarded indonesian prostitute. ok that was a stupid comparison but anyway, i then realized that this world is going to japanese hell, and when i die i shall be put in a room with ugly people speaking japanese with really shitty enunciation and tryin to be HENTAI!! so in any case fuck everybody whos ever thought of being interested in that kind of shit, you people deserve to die and go to hell where demons will consume your soul, but then constantine will slit his wrists and then the devil will come and be like "ive waited a long time for you, your the only soul id come up and collect myself" but then constantine would be like "your sons in the other room, with gabriel" and the devil will go and check and then he'll move the girl out of the way before gabriel stabs her with the lance of destiny and ressurects the antichrist, and then the devil will be like "ok what do you want an extension?" and constantine will be like "no i want you to let the girl go" and the devil will be like "done" and so as hes trying to take constantine to hell he gets really heavy and then a ray of light comes and takes him to heaven but then the devil pulls the lung cancer out of constantine and says "youll live till your worthy of entering my domain" and so constantine is alive and then he punches gabriel cuz god took away his/her wings and says "thats pain get used to that" and then the movies over.
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(no subject) [Apr. 4th, 2005|01:46 am]
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[mood |okayFUCKED UP]

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SPME MORE OF THA NEW JACK SHIT [Mar. 20th, 2005|08:28 am]
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KNOWLEDGE... http://www.weeklyplanet.com/cover.html



"I came up with the black army fatigues and black boots. O.J. had just killed everybody in California. There was rioting. And I said, 'I'll be from South Central L.A. My name will be New Jack. My style will be real slow and aggressive, and we don't rap and sing and tap dance and 'Mammy.' We don't do none of that shit. That's when I came up with my character and when I presented it to the people, they were like, 'Yeah!' and I ran with it."
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(no subject) [Mar. 17th, 2005|02:00 pm]
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